It’s 2026 and somehow this nonsense is still going! No charity drive this year, I’m purely doing this for my own petty amusement 😀
Ain’t no place for a street fightin' man
Drunken Masters of the Universe
I’m in Big Trouble now!
There’s no place like gnome
I’ll be back. For another pint.
Execute Order 99!
In a world of minor disappointment
Come to the pub! We’ll get together! Have some laughs!
The last pub not corrupted by capitalism!
Drinky Drinky Beer
I came in like a Shrekking Ball
Welcome to the Beak Parade!
Beer I go again on my own!