I’m in Big Trouble now!

Posted by Jonathan on 10 Oct 2026

All I wanted was to take a shortcut through Little China on the way to buy some beers, and now all of a sudden I’m caught up in the evil plans of an undead sorcerer and being attacked by kung fu wizards!

How will I get out of here without ending up in the hell of being cut into little pieces*? It’s all in the reflexes!