It’s 2026 and somehow this nonsense is still going! No charity drive this year, I’m purely doing this for my own petty amusement 😀
Having a nice quiet one today. Chilling in the forest, sitting on a toadstool with my beer. Just living that gnome life.
It can’t be bargained with, it can’t be reasoned with. It doesn’t feel pity or remorse or fear and it absolutely will not stop!… ever… until it has a beer.
Tough times in the Imperial Legions. In an effort to foster a more “friendly” public image, the Emperor has us out selling tasty frozen snacks.
So until Tatooine freezes over, you can call me the Storm Scooper!
