Drinktober 2026 - 31 days. 31 beers. One idiot.

It’s 2026 and somehow this nonsense is still going! No charity drive this year, I’m purely doing this for my own petty amusement 😀

October 18 - The crime isss liiiffffe!

Beer
Death
ABV
6%
Brewed by
Dark Element
Death Death

Is this the end for judge Beerman? Fallen and defeated at the feet of alien superfiend Judge Death, who will save Mega Pub One now?

Find out next prog!

October 17 - All Systems Drunk

Beer
Fugitive Telemetry
ABV
5.2%
Brewed by
Bearwood
Fugitive Telemetry Fugitive Telemetry

Sigh. No rest for the rogue SecUnit again. All I wanted to do was settle down and watch a few seasons of Sanctuary Moon and here I am, roped into this nonsensical alcohol related dress-up project by another stupid human.

Maybe I should tell him I need to check the perimeter and sneak away…

October 16 - Ice Ice Baby

Beer
Frozen Turtles
ABV
7.2%
Brewed by
Azvex
Frozen Turtles Frozen Turtles

What do you get when you cross the ninja turtles with an ice wizard?

Frozen turtles.