It’s 2026 and somehow this nonsense is still going! No charity drive this year, I’m purely doing this for my own petty amusement 😀
Tough times in the Imperial Legions. In an effort to foster a more “friendly” public image, the Emperor has us out selling tasty frozen snacks.
So until Tatooine freezes over, you can call me the Storm Scooper!
The “fully immersive Willy Wonka Experience” I’m visiting today turned out to be a bit less impressive than I’d anticipated.
Still, at least I got this beer out of it!
Looks like Christmas has come early this year, so grab yourself a can and come on in…
Welcome to the party, pal!
