Drinktober 2026 - 31 days. 31 beers. One idiot.

It’s 2026 and somehow this nonsense is still going! No charity drive this year, I’m purely doing this for my own petty amusement 😀

October 19 - To boldly drink

Beer
Ten Forward
ABV
4.2%
Brewed by
Wiliams Bros
Ten Forward Ten Forward

Stopping by everyone’s favourite starship bar, but it seems like all they serve is this “synthahol” nonsense. Maybe I should go see if the klingons have anything fit to drink, but first I’m trying to get the hang of the Riker Manoeuvre.

October 18 - The crime isss liiiffffe!

Beer
Death
ABV
6%
Brewed by
Dark Element
Death Death

Is this the end for judge Beerman? Fallen and defeated at the feet of alien superfiend Judge Death, who will save Mega Pub One now?

Find out next prog!

October 17 - All Systems Drunk

Beer
Fugitive Telemetry
ABV
5.2%
Brewed by
Bearwood
Fugitive Telemetry Fugitive Telemetry

Sigh. No rest for the rogue SecUnit again. All I wanted to do was settle down and watch a few seasons of Sanctuary Moon and here I am, roped into this nonsensical alcohol related dress-up project by another stupid human.

Maybe I should tell him I need to check the perimeter and sneak away…